Twitter Poems
I use my Twitter feed primarily for sharing one-line joke-poems. New songs and upcoming events are occasionally announced, too.
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🤡 30% off all art 💩 on my site store (link in bio) and IG feed from now through Thursday’s end. Enter code ‘POODLET… https://t.co/62QMkyZzPn -
MY FERRBEE IS 2 SZZTONED 2 GO TO THE grocery… https://t.co/A1kep7ezHq
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if your soul is on fire in a plastic bag play the synthesizer toot the horns make the tones your mother made when s… https://t.co/xqz69v6ROv
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No amount of donuts will heal inner wounds, but if there was an amount that would, I might give it a shot.
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dear wall please protect me from that which i am not ready to see, know, touch, or taste but also please fall do… https://t.co/xq815fmaPw
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if you tickle the air in exactly the right spot its gold will come out a spraying on your face a trickle on your to… https://t.co/qlpdBdpv5C
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Dude, my muladhara chakra just tooted all over my heart chakra and my karma is like, "Hunh?" #FearIsTheHeartKiller
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Time will eat you until you get out of the way and let it eat itself and disappear so that Infinity can finally say… https://t.co/1jiBm6uSCx
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Sometimes a stern-faced audience member can be gently broken into laughter by the simple but powerful jiggling of t… https://t.co/aormAadwij
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The world becomes what we are. It is known that, in the future, the world has become a pineapple with frequent luci… https://t.co/G8ZoXyZ9p9